Brass Like That
Chorus
The way you clean it, I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen brass like that, The way you buff it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine.
I don’t believe it, It’s almost too good to be true, I ain’t never seen brass like that, The way you buff it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine.
The way he cleans, He’s like a varnish polisher, He’s buffing that brass to the new court jester, I think someone’s at the door, But I don’t think I’ma answer, Guards say “freeze”, Sh-shine shine shine.
Verse 1
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being, I have chores, I’m not done, Not till I’m finished buffering. I am not slacking orders, I am complying, Mr. Knight, I’m already on the armour, I can’t get onto the helmet any quicker, It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a farmer, I just like to shine, Shine brass yes, I like brass, I sing along to shine, buff ah, gleam, buff buff, buff gleam. Merlin, I joke, I joke, I kid I kid, If I offend I’m sorry, please please forgive, For I am George the manservant, I am a mere polisher, I can buff anything that’s brass and you will love it.
Chorus
The way you clean it, I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen brass like that, The way you buff it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine.
Prince’s metal looks o so shiny, Leon, I ain’t never seen brass like that, Every time I see that brass with my cloth my brass goes, Sh-shine shine shine. King Arthur and Merlin use to be so clueless, Now they’re getting older, They’re starting to save Camelot, I go to my chores and sit down with my brass, Guards say “freeze”, Sh-shine shine shine.
Verse 2
What do you mean freeze? Jeeze. I just got my seat, I have my brass, Look I put away my dirty rag. Please don’t remove me from this good position, I didn’t even get to see King Arthur’s happy glee. I didn’t mean to be boring or make a silly brass joke, And don’t treat me like I’m Sir Valiant, this brass’s shiny, Mr. Knight, I demand to see my liege, I will simply plead innocent, Cop a plea and be free, Free yes free right back in the halls. What do you mean my varnish is with Merlin, he’s cleaning? I am George! Guinevere cleans brass like a man, And I can say that and you laugh ‘cause there’s a brass goblet on my hand.
Chorus
The way you clean it, I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen brass like that, The way you buff it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine.
Merlin Emrys is not quite good enough so, I ain’t never seen buffing like that, Maybe next week he’ll shine good and make the brass go, Sh-shine shine shine. The way cleans he cleans like a slow-mo, In that room he shines at go-go, I need a new master, Hi my name is George, Guards say “freeze”, Sh-shine shine shine.
Verse 3
What do you mean freeze? My varnish will be seized, And my keys to my brass, I just served breakfast, Mr. Knight, Looky have a taste of these, Here I make brass shine, Take a look at this, No brass is dull with me, No not from me, I don’t even know if I can say the brass jokes, Jokes to the king but I think I did. Merlin, is that a joke? I think I just heard a joke, Merlin, I joke, I joke, I kid I kid, I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee, Quick get to the armoury, Everybody, stark work, I am not polishing, I am George work now!
Chorus
The way you clean it, I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen brass like that, The way you buff it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine.
So Merlin Emrys, Will you polish with me please? I ain’t never seen brass like that, ‘Cause the way you shine it, You make the brass, Sh-shine shine shine!
Wanna hear a brass joke? (HA)
